Century Tracker Master List (updated weekly)

(In Alphabetical Order)
Update for June 8th

Alkemy Roseblade
1. Fit
2. When the Wolf Comes Knocking
3. Feedback Loops
4. The Eyes of a Scientist
5. Pedestal
6. Home For The Holidays (Slamathon)
7. My Hands (slamathon)

Amnesia Jane Smith
1. Laugh Out Loud (Anarchy Slam)
2. Poet’s Anthem
3. How I Know I’m Getting Old
4. Nightmares
6. Reflex
7. To My Landlord
8. Geraldine

Coral More
1. Tangled Youth
2. Target Practice
3. Finger Painting
4. Spinal Cord
5. White Cloud
6. Plans
7. Love Poems
8. Anniversary
9. Reasons Why Kissing Your Ex-Girlfriend Is A Bad Idea
10. Leaf Skeleton
11. Sixteen Responses to the Question How Are You Feeling
12. Boy
13. Swallow Your Linen
14. Can I Kiss You
15. Circadian Rhythms
16. Notes on Horizontal Hostility
17. Truth Serum
18. Notes on Love For My Little Brother
19. Split Brain Syndrome
20. You
21. Killing Plants
22. Plagiarism
23. Nightmares

Dana ID Matthews
0

DMP
1. Love Neutralizer
2. Uncle (Anarchy Slam)
3. Sunsets Are Overrated
4. Broken Pieces
5. Grip on Faith
6. All the King’s Horses and all The King’s Men
7. Ant Versus Boot
8. My Delilah Why Why Why Delilah
9. Dear Penis
10. Autobiography of a Body
11. The Death of Peter Pan
12. Super Hero
13. Chester Cheetah and his Cheese Addiction
14. Snowglobe Apocalypse

Duncan Shields – CENTURION

Dylan Williamson
1.That’s Romantic
2. Gas Stove Sparkler
3. Birthday Cakes in Bonfires
4. Don’t Be An Elbow (words in motion improv)
5. Summer
6. Just Goblin Things
7. Awkward Phase
8. Building Walls
9. 100 Year High School Reunion
10. Denim Eyepatch Bros
11 This IS that kind of wet t-shirt (Slamathon)
12 Pug’s Breath (Slamathon)
13 I’m gonna be an angel (Slamathon)
14 Chocolate Haiku (Slamathon)
15. Kites
16. I Need To Get My Shit Together
17. Autumn is Coming

Elizabeth Hann
1. Statements of Pointless Unappeasable Desires
2. Jack Hand and the House of Muse
3. To Be Or Not To Be
4. Buffalo Gals
5. Blues Sung In Petulance
6. Some Facts About Buffalo after David W McFadden

Erin Kirsh
1. Mother Iscariot (group piece co-written with Jillian Christmas) (feature)
2. The 7 Bus (feature)
3. Period Sex is Convenient (haiku) (feature)
4. Soft-Bellied Beast (group piece co-written with Duncan Shields, Jillian Christmas, Erin Kirsh, and Floyd VB) (feature)
5. Feminist Ryan Gosling
6. Early Recliner
7. on this shitty, hungover morning I was like, how do you deal with self loathing? Then I remembered I’m supposed to be a writer
8. I don’t know what to put on my resume anymore
9. Rememberance Day
10. A Long Line of Pessimists
11. Untitled
12. The Disneyland Marriage Delusion
13. Teutonic Linguist
14. Missing the Point is Awkward (haiku)
15. Sometimes I Speak From My Vagina (haiku)
16 Going Down (haiku) (slamathon)
17 Toss Saland (haiku) (slamathon)
18 16 year old (haiku) (slamathon)
19 Absinthe (haiku) (slamathon)
20 I love my shallow pussy (haiku) (slamathon)
21 Anemic (haiku) (slamathon)
22 Boring Shower Sex (haiku) (slamathon)
23 Pokemon (haiku) (slamathon)
24 Could Be Worse (haiku) (slamathon)
25 I Like You Dude (haiku)  (slamathon)
26 Temporary (slamathon)
27 Big Papa (haiku) (slamathon)
28 He Cries (haiku) (slamathon)
29 Bald Eagle (haiku) (slamathon)
30 Money Mouth (haiku) (slamathon)
31 Gynecologist (haiku) (slamathon)
32 Penny (haiku) (slamathon)
33 Landlord vase (haiku) (slamathon)
34 Brink of Orgasm (haiku) (slamathon)
35 Opinions and orgasms (haiku) (slamathon)
36 Oil Pulling (haiku) (slamathon)
37 If you can’t literally hug a tree in Vancouver, where the fuck are you supposed to go? (slamathon)
38 Bangles (haiku) (slamathon)
39 Pen (haiku) (slamathon)
40 New Testament (haiku) (slamathon)
41 Shower Head (haiku) (slamathon)
42 Coke Nose (haiku) (slamathon)
43 Handcuffs (haiku) (slamathon)
44 Go Fuck Yourself (haiku) (slamathon)
45 Rim Jobs (haiku) (slamathon)
46 Research (haiku) (slamathon)
47 Negotiations in the Hush (slamathon)
48 Pretending (haiku) (slamathon)
49 William Eats Apples (Verses)

Giselle Miller
1. Grandma
2. Blue Eyes
3. Failure
4. Smart Women
5. Complicated
6. Woman
7. Language
8. Anthem
9. Psychosis
10. Shattered Mirrors
11. Misery
12. I Feel It
13. Paranoia
14. Who Am I?
15. My Pills Sing to Me (haiku deathmatch)
16. Damn I’m Looking Fina (haiku deathmatch)
17. Mind Wants Focus (haiku deathmatch)
18. Judge Judy
19. Insanity
20. Stigma

Hannah Johnson
1. Harrison Ford’s Biceps
2. Jacob’s Ladder
3. Don’t Have Sex With Hipster Douchebags
4. Dear Mother
5. Water Baby
6. Things to Pack
7. The Church of the Dust Bowl
8. What Grandpa Saw in the Corner of the Room
9. Everything Would Have Been Fine If You Had Just Stayed on Your Side of the Internet
10. The Earthquake In My Grandmother’s Head
11. The Gospel According to Dale
12. The Last Straw
13. The Reptile In The Room
14 Skins (Slamathon)
15 When you take a lover just to feel good about yourself (Slamathon)
16 Hungry Love (Slamathon)
17 Kissing Girls (Slamathon)
18 Dear Lover Long Gone (Slamathon)
19 Squash Soup (Slamathon)
20 Robson Park Meditation (Slamathon)
21 Years Later (Slamathon)
22 The Gods Have Broken Things (Slamathon)
23 The Nesting Doll Poem (Slamathon)
24 Palace of Purification (Slamathon)
25 Conversations With Mother (Slamathon)
26. Security Penis
27. Future Love Poem
28. The Quiet World by Jeff McDaniel (Cover Slam)
29. Power by Adrienne Rich (Cover Slam)
30. The Burning Season

Johnny MacRae
1. About The Author
2. The Parable of the Old Men and the Young (Cover Slam)
3. Breakup Cake (Cover Slam)
4. Ten Hands Of Smoke
5. Drunk Martians
6. The Song That Never Ends

Julie Peters
1. Heart Swinging Wide
2. The Day After a Lunar Eclipse
3. Rewilding
4. Trash Can
5. Hungry
6. Moon
7. Eddies
8. My Name
9. Wild Room
10. Blue Lotus
11. Beyonce
12. Incantation
13. Worm Moon
14. The Talk In My Body
15. Stealing Flowers
16. Colour Stealer
17. Breakup Birthday
18. Getting Over You, A Haiku
19. Boys on Tinder or Are My Standards Really That High?
20. Tantric Philosophy
21. Blue Lotus Version 2 (feature)
22. Haiku For The Moon (haiku) (feature)
23. Haiku For February (haiku) (feature)
24. Predictions (haiku) (feature)
25. Microbiome (feature)

Lucia Misch (as Lucy Mishticks)
1. But it was in that moment that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword (Anarchy Slam)
2. In Event of Moon Disaster
3. Wallabese
4. Robert Pickton
5. How It’s Made
6. In Response to the Moral, Practical, and Spiritual Degradation Wreaked Upon Our Society by the Consumerist Heteropatriarchy

Lindi Nolte
1. Amazing Grace
2. Excuses
3. The Butterflies We Keep
4. Tuna Fish
5. I Was Eleven
6. With Eyes Open
7. Dear Human Being
8. Move
9. Message In A Bottle
9. Free

Matt Loeb
1. My Autobiographical Autobiography About Me
2. Scifi Lingo Oh My
3. Enough Has Happened
4. Red Wine and All You Can Eat Pancakes
5. Living Alphabetically
6. Blankie
7. Sci Lingo We Ride
8. Grey Scale
9. Confidence and Paranoia
10. Lead by Example
11. Love Poem to Rachel Taylor
12. I Met You
13. Half Human Half Man
14. Island Treatment Plan (Instant Poetry Slam)
15. Gooder Later Than Never
16. Bee-Lieve in Yourself
17. Poet Start
18. Things I Lost in the Fire
19. Or the Kids, Alright?
20. Cover Letter to Our Reptilian Overlords
21. Open Position
22. My Father’s Mid-Life Crisis or Why I Can’t Have Anything Nice
23. Kitty Pride
24 Is Portuguese? (Slamathon)
25 Hydro Tower (Slamathon)
26 System Built For Me (Slamathon)
27 The News (Slamathon)
28 My Socks (Slamathon)
29 Routine (Slamathon)
30. From Earth to the Moon (haiku deathmatch)
31. Will You Suck my Cock (haiku deathmatch)
32. Necro Bestiality (haiku deathmatch)
33. Words From My Face Hole (haiku deathmatch)
34. Plastic Bedsheets (haiku deathmatch)
35. Great North Korea (haiku deathmatch)
36. The One Where Matt Ruins Himself for Always
37. Free Bajor
38. A Poem About Poetry
39. How We Got Ants
40. Ode to the Christmas Grad
41. Dog Down (haiku)(feature)
42. Jumpy (haiku)(feature)
43. Juggalo (haiku)(feature)
44. Scientology (haiku)(feature)
45. Neo colonialism (haiku)(feature)
46. Fumes (haiku)(feature)
47. Barista Wet Dream (haiku)(feature)
48. Make Love Like Rain (haiku)(feature)
49. Constantinople (haiku)(feature)
50. Space Cowboy (haiku)(feature)
51. Safety Dance (haiku)(feature)
52. Icelandic Singer (haiku)(feature)
53. Bone Parts and Joy Byproduct
54. Generation Go Fuck Yourself
55. Spring of 45
56. Getting Shit Right is Hard or What I Learned in Film School
57. Shake the Scores
58. The Paul Bernardo One
59. Far Beyond the Stars (Nerd Slam)
60. The Galaxy Tonight (Nerd Slam)
61. Justin Bieber Owes Me A Toonie
62. Safety First

Mike McGee
1. Who’s Counting?
2. I Mailed Myself a Love Letter Yesterday
3. Geez, US!
4. Sleepwalker
5. Graveyard Shift
6. Like

Nadine Pluzak
1. The Absence of the Ancient Ones
2. A Curious Replacement
3. I Don’t Follow Gregorian Calendar Holidays
4. People From Good Families
5. Birthing The Dream
6. Dear Mr Harper
7. My Deepest Fear

Natalie Talson
1. Truth Tactic
2. Yogi Sex
3. Sexy Soul
4. I’ve Lost the Will to Write
5. Dad
6. Celestial Immutability
7. Cloning
8. 15

Natalie Zakon
1. Rape Culture
2. Love and Revenge in 12 Easy Steps
3. Sex vs Mental Illness
4. Chess Pieces
5. Love Taps Don’t Leave Bruises
6. Monsters
7. Faking Orgasms 101
8. My Temper Is Lightning
9. Dear Santa
10. I Kissed a Crazy Girl Once
11. Cirque Du Hypocrisy
12. Factory of Anxiety
13. Every Version of You (Youth Slam Finals)
14. Girl, Interrupted
15. Bandaids

Pam Bentley
1. At Recess End
2. Three Voices (Anarchy Slam)
3. Spilling it All at the Bar B Slam
4. What I Am Given
5. Rabbit-Footed
6. Mother-Daughter Sweaters
7. Multitudes
8. On Hearing Bill Bissett’s ‘Hungry Throat’
9. I Got Myself a Gigolo
10. An Archaeologist’s Joke
11. Be
12. Fuck Me After Maggie Estep
13. 5×5 Lines for my 25 minute morning bus ride to work
14. March 19th 2003
15. Afternoon at the Rio Arriba Detention Center
16. Bees, Chickens, Trees
17. Crush
18. Crumbs of a Mouse
19 Blister in the Sun (slamathon)
20 Saturday’s Landscape (slamathon)
21 Ode to a 70s Impala (slamathon)
22 High School Reunion (slamathon)
23 Learning the Ways (slamathon)
24 Fault Lines (slamathon)
25 The Comfort of Doubles (slamathon)
26 Love and Romance is Risky (slamathon)
27 Dangerous Profession (slamathon)
28 Pick-up at a Poetry Slam (slamathon)
29 For Danny (slamathon)
30 Where the Medicine Is (slamathon)
31 Barely Translatable (slamathon)
32 When You Decide to Leave a City  (slamathon)
33 Tiree (slamathon)
34 One Woman Show (slamathon)
35 What If (slamathon)
36 There Are Days Like This (slamathon)
37 Supply and Demand (tanka) (slamathon)
38 Disgruntled (tanka) (slamathon)
39 Push Tantrum (tanka) (slamathon)
40 First of 3 days’ rain (tanka) (slamathon)
41 Young Man W/headphones (tanka) (slamathon)
42 Insite (tanka) (slamathon)
43 Windiest Corner (tanka) (slamathon)
44 Viking Man (tanka) (slamathon)
45 is a (haiku) not a (tanka) (slamathon)
46 Stories Lost in the St Laurence
47 This Body Has a Crazy Wisdom
48 You Wake in a Pool of Blood
49 Snapshots of an East Van Friendship
50 Manic Depression
51 Globalize This Body (Last Chance Slam)
52 WorkLess April 2014 (Verses)

Reid Copping
1. Mr Martin
2. The Age of the Skeptic

RC Weslowski
1. Five Reasons Why The Breakup Was Inevitable as told by 5 Haiku
2. Recipe for Success (Words in Motion improv)
3. Gumhead
4. Samovars and Merkins
5. In Lieu of Calling Her Beautiful
6. Let’s Not Get it Together
7. 10,000 Tiny Lighters At A Whitesnake Concert
8. The Crime Minister Is Watching
9. Bucket of Zaaaaa
10. Permanent Record
11. Bullet Pow Bomb Boom
12. There’s No Fucking Time to Fucking Live
13. Pet Your Mom
14. Believe in your Wuzza
15. Man or Half a Man
16. Pogo Stucks
17. It’s Good To Be Here
18. Heavy Cookie (feature)
19. The Baby Jesus Ate My Taco (feature)
20. 50 Is The New 50 (feature)
21. Love Dump (feature)
22. Phantom Pains (feature)
23. Flock of Segals (haiku)(feature)
24. Celibate (haiku)(feature)
25. Monkeys (haiku)(feature)
26. Satan (haiku)(feature)
27. Recession (haiku)(feature)
28. Drunk On Poetry (haiku)(feature)
29. Sex Is Like The Skytrain (haiku)(feature)
30. Tell Me How To Seduce You (feature)
31. Take To Smashing (feature)
32. Be Wicked (feature)
33. Shake The Salt (feature)

Rachel Taylor
1. Empty
2. Andrea Gibson’s Love poem (Anarchy Slam)
3. I Wish That I Could Hate You
4. My First Kiss
5. Rachel Taylor-Swift
6. Hot and Sour Soup
7. Barista Heart
8. Things You Should Throw Away But Can’t
9. Head to Heart-Heart to Head
10. For Now I Am Six
11. Nerdy Love Poem
12. Pretty Girls
13. Beautiful
14. Coming Out
15. Fucking Love Poem
16. Love Letter to a Dancer’s Feet
17. Confessions
18. Straight Girls Are My Kryptonite
19. Taylor Family

Scout
1. To My Future Children
2. Fault Lines
3. No Homo
4. All Along
5. Tic Toc
6. Rapologies
7. Dear Mom
8. Eighth Note Bandit
9. 10 ways to tell if you’re in love with someone you’ve never really met
10. To the Manly Man Daddy
11. Eulogy for Fred Phelps
12. Never Piss Off a Slam Poet
13. You’re Beautiful
14. Breakup Poem to Vancouver
15. A Love Called Icarus
16. Twisted Trunk
17. Diva Cup (With Melissa Illing, Andrew Warner, and Mariah Dear) (Feature)

Shayne Avec I Grec
1. Flip the Bird
2. A Nautical Cod Lyms
3. (Not a) Revolutionary Poem
4. One With Everything
5. The Voice
7. Cock Rock (Nerd Slam)
8. When The Water Runs Out
9. Emo Kids (Cover Slam)

Siling Zhang
1. When We Declare Ourselves Witches
2. Let’s Be Beautiful Idiots
3. Young Adult You Are Art Historical (Verses Nerd Slam)
4. SNAKES
5. Honesty Hour
6. Mild Levitation
7. Art Seriously Harms You And Those Around You

Sho Wiley
1. Anniversary
2. Sharpening
3. The Eagle

Spillious
1. Zeroes and Ones
2. Hate 1 (Anarchy Slam)
3. Whatever It Is We Need to Become
4. Pink Zebringos
5. Legs Dangling
6. Post Structurialist Debate
7. Ron Jeremy’s Nuts (haiku deathmatch)
8. Binary Systems (haiku deathmatch)
9. This Blanket of Words

Tasha Receno
1. I Wrote This Poem For You
2. Nocturnal Cleaning
3. Kintsukuroi
4. Forestry
5. You Are The First Thought
6. The Caged Bird Sings
7. Forestry
8. Chalky Memories
9. To My Future Lover
10. Dear Child
11. Tall Stack
12. Balance Beams
13. Chalky Memories
14. Goodbyes
15. Hourglass