Century Challenge Update June 30th 2014
(In Alphabetical Order)
Update for June 30th 2014
Alessandra Naccarato
1. Traits of Magical Creatures
2. At Least You’re a Poet
3. You’re Not Invited
4. Praise Be
5. Bold Flower Growing
6. Dear Chickenosaurus
7. Evolution
8. These Are My Heirlooms
9. Bones in the Human Hand
10. Jezebel Rising
11. The Transmutation of Gold
12. In October
Alkemy Roseblade
1. Fit
2. When the Wolf Comes Knocking
3. Feedback Loops
4. The Eyes of a Scientist
5. Pedestal
Angelica Poversky
1. Facebook High School
2. Trinity
3. POV Atom
4. Women
5. The Elephant in the Room
6. And Time God
Amnesia Jane Smith
1. Laugh Out Loud (Anarchy Slam)
2. Poet’s Anthem
3. How I Know I’m Getting Old
4. Nightmares
6. Reflex
Avash Islam
1. Peanut Butter Sandwiches
Britt MacLeod
1. Mine
2. Number 1.
3. A Different Kind
4. Thank You Dave
5. The Song That is Your Name
6. Touch Me As They Do
7. Forward Shadow Hands
8. And And And
9. Babies in Black Houses
10. Ing Ing Ing
11. Your Dream Oceans
12. Fuck You Disney (Instant Poetry Slam)
13. Raised By Shotguns
14. Selective Hearing
15. Means Doesn’t Mean
16. Scars
17. How Do I Forget You?
18. No Prisoners Taken
19. Last Night’s Thunderstorm
20. Call Me A Bitch
21. Living Room
DMP
1. Love Neutralizer
2. Uncle (Anarchy Slam)
3. Sunsets Are Overrated
4. Broken Pieces
5. Grip on Faith
6. All the King’s Horses and all The King’s Men
7. Ant Versus Boot
8. My Delilah Why Why Why Delilah
9. Dear Penis
Duncan Shields
1. Attraction (feature)
2. See Snowden Run (feature)
3. Orange Mohawk (feature)
4. Sex and Grammar (feature)
5. Kirk’s Dick (feature)
6. Wooden Heart (feature)
7. Eye of the Storm (feature)
8. Drunk Santa (Anarchy Slam)
9. The Truth About Secrets (feature)
10. Ok Stupid (haiku) (feature)
11. Soft-Bellied Beast (group piece co-written with Duncan Shields, Jillian Christmas, Erin Kirsh, and Floyd VB) (feature)
12. Dark Flower
13. Breakup Cake
14. Quit Hitting Yourself
15. Art and Commerce
16. Younger Me
17. Hey There Bookshelf
18. My Favourite Things
19. Vancouver
20. Doctor Love
21. To Geek or Not to Geek
22. Middle Aged Wolf
23. The Heat Death of the Universe
24. Video Game Heart
25. Strawberry Moon Heart
26. We Are Here
27. When I Get Older
28. Janice
29. Eden Was a Library
30. Dawn of the Dead
31. Audrey
32. Bob Ross History
33. Jack O Lantern
34. 4 Women (Widow, Tailor, Glass Blower)(vs 4 min sac)
35. Darkness Lighthouse (vs 1 min sac)
36. I’d Lick a Clean Asshole (haiku) (vs 1 min sac)
37. Entropy (haiku)
38. Love has a great sense of smell (Haiku)
39. Mean isn’t strong and kind isn’t weak (haiku)
40. Pretending to be polite (haiku)
41. Cold, hard cash (haiku)
42. Red Wedding (haiku)
43. Hide and Seek (haiku)
44. Horrible with feces (haiku)
45. Bad Parent (haiku)
46. You don’t think you’re beautiful (haiku)
47. It’s not slavery if you pay them (haiku)
48. Mark
49. Dance
50. Traffic
51. Hindsight is shitty (words in motion improv)
52. Bus Talk 1
53. Gently Does It
54. Blaug the Boring Dragon (Instant Poetry Slam)
55. Gravity
56. Antimatter (Youth Nerd Slam Feature)
57. 12 Stardates of Christmas (Youth Nerd Slam Feature)
58. Silicon Suicide (Youth Nerd Slam Feature)
59. Binary (Youth Nerd Slam Feature)
60. Robot Rebel’s Lament (Youth Nerd Slam Feature)
61. Serenity (Youth Nerd Slam Feature)
62. Someone Will Love You
63. The Straight Line of Life
64. Lovesick
65. Everyone Hates Being Little
66. Intelligent Design
67. Canadian Wizard
Dylan Williamson
1.That’s Romantic
2. Gas Stove Sparkler
3. Birthday Cakes in Bonfires
4. Don’t Be An Elbow (words in motion improv)
5. Summer
6. Just Goblin Things
7. Awkward Phase
8. Building Walls
9. 100 Year High School Reunion
Erin Kirsh
1. Mother Iscariot (group piece co-written with Jillian Christmas) (feature)
2. The 7 Bus (feature)
3. Period Sex is Convenient (haiku) (feature)
4. Soft-Bellied Beast (group piece co-written with Duncan Shields, Jillian Christmas, Erin Kirsh, and Floyd VB) (feature)
5. Feminist Ryan Gosling
6. Early Recliner
7. on this shitty, hungover morning I was like, how do you deal with self loathing? Then I remembered I’m supposed to be a writer
8. I don’t know what to put on my resume anymore
9. Rememberance Day
10. A Long Line of Pessimists
11. Untitled
12. The Disneyland Marriage Delusion
13. Teutonic Linguist
14. Missing the Point is Awkward (haiku)
15. Sometimes I Speak From My Vagina (haiku)
Giselle Miller
1. Grandma
2. Blue Eyes
3. Failure
4. Smart Women
5. Complicated
Hannah Johnson
1. Harrison Ford’s Biceps
2. Jacob’s Ladder
3. Don’t Have Sex With Hipster Douchebags
4. Dear Mother
5. Water Baby
6. Things to Pack
7. The Church of the Dust Bowl
8. What Grandpa Saw in the Corner of the Room
9. Everything Would Have Been Fine If You Had Just Stayed on Your Side of the Internet
10. The Earthquake In My Grandmother’s Head
11. The Gospel According to Dale
12. The Last Straw
13. The Reptile In The Room
Jillian Christmas
1. Go To Sleep
2. Black Feminist
3. Bike Poem
Julie Peters
1. Heart Swinging Wide
2. The Day After a Lunar Eclipse
3. Rewilding
4. Trash Can
5. Hungry
6. Moon
7. Eddies
8. My Name
9. Wild Room
10. Blue Lotus
11. Beyonce
12. Incantation
13. Worm Moon
14. The Talk In My Body
Kenn Dubois
1.Justice
2.Standards of Measurement
Leslie Stark
1. Rock Paper Scissors (w/ Julie Parrell)
Lisa Slater
1. What to Expect When You’re Pushing the Patricarchy’s Baby Out of Your Vagina
Lucia Misch (as Lucy Mishticks)
1. But it was in that moment that Isildur, son of the king, took up his father’s sword (Anarchy Slam)
2. In Event of Moon Disaster
3. Wallabese
4. Robert Pickton
Matt Loeb
1. My Autobiographical Autobiography About Me
2. Scifi Lingo Oh My
3. Enough Has Happened
4. Red Wine and All You Can Eat Pancakes
5. Living Alphabetically
6. Blankie
7. Sci Lingo We Ride
8. Grey Scale
9. Confidence and Paranoia
10. Lead by Example
11. Love Poem to Rachel Taylor
12. I Met You
13. Half Human Half Man
14. Island Treatment Plan (Instant Poetry Slam)
15. Gooder Later Than Never
16. Bee-Lieve in Yourself
17. Poet Start
18. Things I Lost in the Fire
19. Or the Kids, Alright?
Max Cekota
1. Not Biking
2. Beyond Time
3. Porn Addiction
4. Likeness
5. Succeeding
6. Dream Reading
7. Since When
8. Open Me
9. N.A.Y.
10. I’m All Yours
11. Leaves
Natalie Talson
1. Truth Tactic
2. Yogi Sex
3. Sexy Soul
4. I’ve Lost the Will to Write
5. Dad
6. Celestial Immutability
7. Cloning
8. 15
Pam Bentley
1. At Recess End
2. Three Voices (Anarchy Slam)
3. Spilling it All at the Bar B Slam
4. What I Am Given
5. Rabbit-Footed
6. Mother-Daughter Sweaters
7. Multitudes
8. On Hearing Bill Bissett’s ‘Hungry Throat’
9. I Got Myself a Gigolo
10. An Archaeologist’s Joke
11. Be
12. Fuck Me After Maggie Estep
13. 5×5 Lines for my 25 minute morning bus ride to work
14. March 19th 2003
15. Afternoon at the Rio Arriba Detention Center
16. Bees, Chickens, Trees
17. Crush
RC Weslowski
1. Five Reasons Why The Breakup Was Inevitable as told by 5 Haiku
2. Recipe for Success (Words in Motion improv)
3. Gumhead
4. Samovars and Merkins
5. In Lieu of Calling Her Beautiful
6. Let’s Not Get it Together
7. 10,000 Tiny Lighters At A Whitesnake Concert
8. The Crime Minister Is Watching
Rachel Taylor
1. Empty
2. Andrea Gibson’s Love poem (Anarchy Slam)
3. I Wish That I Could Hate You
4. My First Kiss
5. Rachel Taylor-Swift
6. Hot and Sour Soup
7. Barista Heart
8. Things You Should Throw Away But Can’t
9. Head to Heart-Heart to Head
10. For Now I Am Six
11. Nerdy Love Poem
12. Pretty Girls
13. Beautiful
14. Coming Out
15. Fucking Love Poem
16. Love Letter to a Dancer’s Feet
Scout
1. To My Future Children
2. Fault Lines
3. No Homo
4. All Along
5. Tic Toc
6. Rapologies
7. Dear Mom
8. Eighth Note Bandit
9. 10 ways to tell if you’re in love with someone you’ve never really met
10. To the Manly Man Daddy
11. Eulogy for Fred Phelps
12. Never Piss Off a Slam Poet
13. You’re Beautiful
14. Breakup Poem to Vancouver
15. A Love Called Icarus
Shayne Avec I Grec
1. The Voice
2. A Nautical Cod Limns
3. Fisting for Futures (haiku)
4. The Wet Dream Catcher
5. Table of Incontinence
6. God Fishing
Sho Wiley
1. Anniversary
Sparrow
1. Salmoncityholocaust
2. School Bust
3. In The Skin
4. Punctuation
5. Pen Versus Fist
Spillious
1. Zeroes and Ones
2. Hate 1 (Anarchy Slam)