100 poems, no repeats, an interesting challenge from Big Poppa E

[Duncan Shields]

So after the Labour Slam, I'm up to the lovely number 42

1. Beverage Lids
2. Star Trek Rap
3. Breaks and Beats (I sacrificed at the Youth Slam on Monday)
4. Next Jen
5. iPoem
6. Main and Hastings
7. Darlene
8. Tesla
9. Breakup Poem
10. A Workout and More from the Instant Poetry Slam
11. I'll Make You a Deal (1 min sac at Finals)
12. Burn
13. Cotton House
14. Jackrabbit Chase
15. At Time I Have a Soul Inside
16. The Plan
17. Love Poem
18. Frankenstein Life Lessons
19. Billionaire Slam Poem
20. Black Heart
21. The Geek Wants Out by Ernie Kline (cover poem for the cover slam)
22. Pharmaceutical Companies
23. What I Learned on Summer Vacation
24. Medusa
25. Seventy-year-old selves
26. The Devil Doesn't Answer Prayers, Either.
27. Love is Blind
28. Witches Were Tested by Dunkin'
29. Penis Enlarger
30. So Drunk We Feel Empty
31. Cleveland Steamer Donkey Punch
32. Two Girls, One Cup
33. Spitroast
34. His Protein Shake Brings the Boys to the Yard
35. Sandpaper Toilet Roll
36. It's Not '96'
37. No Lube or Safe Word
38. Vegetarian
39. Long Beard
40. Morning Person

41. My Job
42. Millionaire Slam Poem

Thanks, Labour Slam!

[admin]

fyi, the millionaire poem was killer. I may have liked it even more than the billionaire poem.

[Duncan Shields]

Sweet.  I wrote that along with the other poem just before the slam started because I didn't have anything labour related.  I definitely thought of your economics piece with your "I'm meltiiiiing, I'm meeeellttiiing" bit when I wrote down "See?  I'm liquidating!"

I think I can take it further.  I'm glad you liked it.

[Father Goose]

Okay I open mic'd part one of my new Star Wars series tonight.....so here's where I is at.

1. Jumbo Train
2. Rudy
3. Full of Myself
4. Any Port in a Storm
5. Apocalypto
6. A Workout and More
7. Brain Blender
8. Xavier Xerox the Xylophone
9. Floyd Jones
10. Outhouse Ollie
11. Ernie the Engine Block
12. A Moose on Skates
13. Campfire Tales
14. A Colourful Shanty
15. My Salamander
16. Percival Grime
17. The Creatures in My Beard
18. Too Many Fuckin' People
19. One-Hundred Years From Now
20. Ten-Million Years in the Future
21. Fernando's Gonna Kick my Ass
22. Goo Goo Ga Ga
23. Too Many Fuckin' Haikus
24. Orbital Oddity
25. Life of a Peanut
26. The Universe
27. Work
28. Henry the Horse

and now....

29. A Long Time Ago Part One

only 71 to go!

Thanks Vanslam!!!

[RC]

I'm at 21 with Junkyard Robots (redux)

[Duncan Shields]

1. Beverage Lids
2. Star Trek Rap
3. Breaks and Beats (I sacrificed at the Youth Slam on Monday)
4. Next Jen
5. iPoem
6. Main and Hastings
7. Darlene
8. Tesla
9. Breakup Poem
10. A Workout and More from the Instant Poetry Slam
11. I'll Make You a Deal (1 min sac at Finals)
12. Burn
13. Cotton House
14. Jackrabbit Chase
15. At Time I Have a Soul Inside
16. The Plan
17. Love Poem
18. Frankenstein Life Lessons
19. Billionaire Slam Poem
20. Black Heart
21. The Geek Wants Out by Ernie Kline (cover poem for the cover slam)
22. Pharmaceutical Companies
23. What I Learned on Summer Vacation
24. Medusa
25. Seventy-year-old selves
26. The Devil Doesn't Answer Prayers, Either.
27. Love is Blind
28. Witches Were Tested by Dunkin'
29. Penis Enlarger
30. So Drunk We Feel Empty
31. Cleveland Steamer Donkey Punch
32. Two Girls, One Cup
33. Spitroast
34. His Protein Shake Brings the Boys to the Yard
35. Sandpaper Toilet Roll
36. It's Not '96'
37. No Lube or Safe Word
38. Vegetarian
39. Long Beard
40. Morning Person
41. My Job
42. Millionaire Slam Poem

43. I'll Tell You About My Planet
44. Not Like The Movies

[Sean]

1) Three Days
2) Ode to a Slammaster
3) This Poem
4) Lady
5) Toques
6) Omaha
7) The Librarian of Babylon
8 ) Gremlins
9) For Karen G
10) Plentitude (for Shane)
11) Jet Plane
12) Omar
13) Ode to Mother and Son
14) For my sister...
15) The Birthday Poem
16) Icebergs
17) Dr. Zani or how I learned to relax and enjoy the people who care for me
18) Ballad of the Frontal Lobe by Alexandra Oliver (Cover Poem)
19) Ferris Wheel
20) Diner
21) Next Election
22) Straight boyz
23) Just the two of us
24) Shelly
25) Gas leaking out of the tank

[Duncan Shields]

1. Beverage Lids
2. Star Trek Rap
3. Breaks and Beats (I sacrificed at the Youth Slam on Monday)
4. Next Jen
5. iPoem
6. Main and Hastings
7. Darlene
8. Tesla
9. Breakup Poem
10. A Workout and More from the Instant Poetry Slam
11. I'll Make You a Deal (1 min sac at Finals)
12. Burn
13. Cotton House
14. Jackrabbit Chase
15. At Time I Have a Soul Inside
16. The Plan
17. Love Poem
18. Frankenstein Life Lessons
19. Billionaire Slam Poem
20. Black Heart
21. The Geek Wants Out by Ernie Kline (cover poem for the cover slam)
22. Pharmaceutical Companies
23. What I Learned on Summer Vacation
24. Medusa
25. Seventy-year-old selves
26. The Devil Doesn't Answer Prayers, Either.
27. Love is Blind
28. Witches Were Tested by Dunkin'
29. Penis Enlarger
30. So Drunk We Feel Empty
31. Cleveland Steamer Donkey Punch
32. Two Girls, One Cup
33. Spitroast
34. His Protein Shake Brings the Boys to the Yard
35. Sandpaper Toilet Roll
36. It's Not '96'
37. No Lube or Safe Word
38. Vegetarian
39. Long Beard
40. Morning Person
41. My Job
42. Millionaire Slam Poem
43. I'll Tell You About My Planet
44. Not Like The Movies

45. Brain Cancer
46. All Roads Lead to You

54 to go

[Shannon]

1.  Southern Kiss
2.  I Love Shy Men
3.  Bukowski
4.  More than you Bargained for (from insta poetry challenge).
5.  My Voice
6.  Love is a dog from hell
7. When you left (haiku)
8. My vagina (haiku)
9. Sleeping Beauty (haiku)
10. Dirty Dishes

[RCW]

I didn't perform any new poems last night but I drank several different beers in a row.

[Sean]

1) Three Days
2) Ode to a Slammaster
3) This Poem
4) Lady
5) Toques
6) Omaha
7) The Librarian of Babylon
8 ) Gremlins
9) For Karen G
10) Plentitude (for Shane)
11) Jet Plane
12) Omar
13) Ode to Mother and Son
14) For my sister...
15) The Birthday Poem
16) Icebergs
17) Dr. Zani or how I learned to relax and enjoy the people who care for me
18) Ballad of the Frontal Lobe by Alexandra Oliver (Cover Poem)
19) Ferris Wheel
20) Diner
21) Next Election
22) Straight boyz
23) Just the two of us
24) Shelly
25) Gas leaking out of the tank
26) Tom Waits' Bowels

[Duncan Shields]

1. Beverage Lids
2. Star Trek Rap
3. Breaks and Beats (I sacrificed at the Youth Slam on Monday)
4. Next Jen
5. iPoem
6. Main and Hastings
7. Darlene
8. Tesla
9. Breakup Poem
10. A Workout and More from the Instant Poetry Slam
11. I'll Make You a Deal (1 min sac at Finals)
12. Burn
13. Cotton House
14. Jackrabbit Chase
15. At Time I Have a Soul Inside
16. The Plan
17. Love Poem
18. Frankenstein Life Lessons
19. Billionaire Slam Poem
20. Black Heart
21. The Geek Wants Out by Ernie Kline (cover poem for the cover slam)
22. Pharmaceutical Companies
23. What I Learned on Summer Vacation
24. Medusa
25. Seventy-year-old selves
26. The Devil Doesn't Answer Prayers, Either.
27. Love is Blind
28. Witches Were Tested by Dunkin'
29. Penis Enlarger
30. So Drunk We Feel Empty
31. Cleveland Steamer Donkey Punch
32. Two Girls, One Cup
33. Spitroast
34. His Protein Shake Brings the Boys to the Yard
35. Sandpaper Toilet Roll
36. It's Not '96'
37. No Lube or Safe Word
38. Vegetarian
39. Long Beard
40. Morning Person
41. My Job
42. Millionaire Slam Poem
43. I'll Tell You About My Planet
44. Not Like The Movies
45. Brain Cancer
46. All Roads Lead to You

47. Tall Speech
48. Dirty Joke

52 to go

[Sean]

1) Three Days
2) Ode to a Slammaster
3) This Poem
4) Lady
5) Toques
6) Omaha
7) The Librarian of Babylon
8 ) Gremlins
9) For Karen G
10) Plentitude (for Shane)
11) Jet Plane
12) Omar
13) Ode to Mother and Son
14) For my sister...
15) The Birthday Poem
16) Icebergs
17) Dr. Zani or how I learned to relax and enjoy the people who care for me
18) Ballad of the Frontal Lobe by Alexandra Oliver (Cover Poem)
19) Ferris Wheel
20) Diner
21) Next Election
22) Straight boyz
23) Just the two of us
24) Shelly
25) Gas leaking out of the tank
26) Blind Mouse

74 to go

[Duncan Shields]

1. Beverage Lids
2. Star Trek Rap
3. Breaks and Beats (I sacrificed at the Youth Slam on Monday)
4. Next Jen
5. iPoem
6. Main and Hastings
7. Darlene
8. Tesla
9. Breakup Poem
10. A Workout and More from the Instant Poetry Slam
11. I'll Make You a Deal (1 min sac at Finals)
12. Burn
13. Cotton House
14. Jackrabbit Chase
15. At Time I Have a Soul Inside
16. The Plan
17. Love Poem
18. Frankenstein Life Lessons
19. Billionaire Slam Poem
20. Black Heart
21. The Geek Wants Out by Ernie Kline (cover poem for the cover slam)
22. Pharmaceutical Companies
23. What I Learned on Summer Vacation
24. Medusa
25. Seventy-year-old selves
26. The Devil Doesn't Answer Prayers, Either.
27. Love is Blind
28. Witches Were Tested by Dunkin'
29. Penis Enlarger
30. So Drunk We Feel Empty
31. Cleveland Steamer Donkey Punch
32. Two Girls, One Cup
33. Spitroast
34. His Protein Shake Brings the Boys to the Yard
35. Sandpaper Toilet Roll
36. It's Not '96'
37. No Lube or Safe Word
38. Vegetarian
39. Long Beard
40. Morning Person
41. My Job
42. Millionaire Slam Poem
43. I'll Tell You About My Planet
44. Not Like The Movies
45. Brain Cancer
46. All Roads Lead to You
47. Tall Speech
48. Dirty Joke

49. My World is Your Arms
50. Wordplay

50 to go

[Father Goose]

Duncan you mad man.......yer slamming all new stuff, and winning to boot. I tip my hat to you, and I think I may drop out of this competition. If I want to start seriously slamming again I think I'm gonna have to repeat.

Nice work!