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The dark chocolate telemarketer is calling.
« on: April 19, 2010, 09:19:03 AM »
 
Inspired by Norm Chodirker’s “Zebra Stripes”

hey man
huh
hey man
ha
let’s go down
to pistachio canyon
and disconnect some dots

baby
i want to bang
your conundrum
loudly
i want to bruise
your orange

i’ve got a lozenge
that needs
undressing
my bandana
wants your arm

baby, baby, baby, baby

you give me the hiccups
uh
uh
gravity is heavy
baby
like a parking garage
without a car

let’s start a revolution
baby
i know a Periodontist
with a prom dress I.Q.

she’s got the scoop
on smoothness
she’s a Wall Street laxative
a cat nip eulogy

but we have to act fast
or the sinister innocence
of this picture
will flatulate
into the vastness
baby

can you hear
the dark chocolate telemarketer
calling
we’re being overtaken
by the throbbing knobs
of a galloping fog

say goodbye
to the buffalo
baby
say goodbye
to love

it’s giddy up and go time
darlin’
it’s time
to giddy up and
go