Where do condoms go
When they die?
Oh used and abandoned condom
Left on the sidewalk
In front of my house
Is your tale a tale of two lovers
Or just a tale of tail
Which angel’s head
Did your off white and
Cream coloured halo
Fall from
Oh, the heavens are weeping
WEEPING!
Semen flavoured tears
Oh used and abandoned condom
Left on the sidewalk
In front of my house
Did you scare the neighbor’s cat
When you tore open your wrap
Did you stain the mini van’s carpet
Were your last moments spent
Between you and your maker
Or were you licked clean by raccoons
Was there a moment of silence
In the lab that produced you
Did you see Jay Leno’s face
Dripping with mushroom soup
When you life flashed before your eyes?
I imagine this will be what it’s like
When Mel Gibson leaves us
Used and abandoned
Torn and withered
Full of koala bear spunk
And dreaming of self flagellation
Oh used and abandoned condom
Left on the sidewalk
Outside my house
Did the Pope
Pray for your soul
When you died
